Rick Sanchez

You’re the kind of person who could save the universe and accidentally destroy it on the way to grab a drink. You’re so smart that living among ordinary people feels painfully boring, which is why you tend to break everything — physically, emotionally, and across multiple dimensions. Cynicism isn’t a defense mechanism for you, it’s a way of thinking. You laugh at the meaning of life because you’ve already taken it apart down to the molecules and put it back together wrong. Yes, you’re difficult — but without you, things would somehow be even worse.