Statistic: Which Rick and Morty Character Are You?

You’re the kind of person who could save the universe and accidentally destroy it on the way to grab a drink. You’re so smart that living among ordinary people feels painfully boring, which is why you tend to break everything — physically, emotionally, and across multiple dimensions. Cynicism isn’t a defense mechanism for you, it’s a way of thinking. You laugh at the meaning of life because you’ve already taken it apart down to the molecules and put it back together wrong. Yes, you’re difficult — but without you, things would somehow be even worse.

You’re someone who somehow manages to hold together a family, a career, and an existential crisis — all without an instruction manual. You’re used to being strong, rational, and “normal,” even when everything inside you is screaming. You can make tough decisions, but you’ll definitely replay them in your head about ten times afterward. It matters to you to be your own person, not just “someone’s daughter” or “someone’s mom.” And yes, sometimes you’re uncomfortably similar to Rick — and that’s more than a little annoying.

You’re the anxious core of this universe. You’re afraid of almost everything, yet somehow you always end up right in the middle of the disaster. You overthink, worry, and ask the questions everyone else prefers to ignore. And most of the time, you’re the one who turns out to be right — you’re just too polite to say “I told you so.” You’re not a hero by design, but a hero by circumstance, and that’s exactly what makes you feel so real.

You’re someone who genuinely tries, but it feels like the universe has a personal grudge against you. You want to be appreciated, listened to, and maybe even hear a “good job” once in a while — but instead you’re usually met with an awkward silence. You’re not mean, not stupid, and definitely not useless — you just have an incredible talent for picking the worst possible moments. Still, you keep trying, and there’s something strangely, almost heroically stubborn about that.

You’re the kind of person who would survive the apocalypse and still be annoyed that the Wi-Fi signal is terrible. You pick up the rules of the game instantly, even when no one bothers to explain them, and you don’t waste time on unnecessary emotions. You can be tough, sarcastic, and laser-focused when everything around you is pure chaos. While everyone else is panicking, you already have a plan, a backup plan, and a “just in case everything goes completely wrong” plan.